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From:Timewarped (or: in defense of Harvey Weinstein) by F. Scott WeitzA BRIEF(ISH) BIO: [I lived for 28 years in MASSACHUSETTS ((1)ASHLAND -A.H.S. class of 1979).] [Suicidal senior...ver másFrom:Timewarped (or: in defense of Harvey Weinstein) by F. Scott WeitzA BRIEF(ISH) BIO: [I lived for 28 years in MASSACHUSETTS ((1)ASHLAND -A.H.S. class of 1979).] [Suicidal senior year (discovering that the God I sincerely believed in- is clearly manmade ......and that hormones are a motherfucker), I refused to participate in my studies (plummeting from being ranked 4th (academically) in my class (the top 2.42%) to being ranked 7th (the top 4.24%) –such a disgrace).] [I subsequently relinquished my full (ROTC) scholarship to study Pre-Med. at HOLY CROSS COLLEGE in Worcester.] [After 3days in the U.S.Air Force, I received my honorable discharge. -A record? -One wonders.][(2)AMHERST (UMASS– BA English +Journalism 1984)] [cum laude, minor in alcohol + psychedelics) (pornographic pursuits–extracurricular)], [#Shortly after graduating, I copyrighted my first papers on my more down-to-Earth (read: realistic) understanding of what Earth’s scientists have dramatically (or: theatrically) seen as representing reality here ...+ abroad (i.e. the universe at large). (Education +revelation (with the assistance of inspirational intoxication –in the form of cannabis-fueled stimulation) is a wondrous thing...... and quite painful.)] [Study not the conclusions - but the evidence which supposedly justifies the same. -And, put down that bong –you fuckin’ burnout you!][(3)BERLIN(MA.) (dealer+, decidedly not dilatory doer, of dope) (post-grad studies in cocaine –whiskey chaser) (graduated groping at the biker bar)] [Free basing +burglary were featured components of this portion of my ‘higher’ education. (Before the cartels started to provide crack for retail sale, we aficionados of the livelier leaf made our own.)], [(4)WORCESTER and (5)MAYNARD (locations in which I lived– pursuant to not being pursued)].[After fleeing prosecution in my home state, I lived for 28 years in (6)ARLINGTON, TEXAS (occupying space ......+time) in various apartments and menial occupations -culminating in a menial job driving big trucks across the state +region (+/or the nation)]. [I worked throughout the South –and from coast to coast ......and border to border. (I met a Samoan woman in COMPTON, CA.–and brought her back to Texas after (barely) surviving the LA RIOTS.) (I am, quite noticeably (It became very apparent -in those days of dark destruction), a, person, particularly pale.)] [My ‘frank’ portrayal of a White man caught in that zone of burning hatred+, yes, misguided malevolence unmasked, was entirely ignored by those who hadn’t experienced the phenomenon from inside the belly of a very black +bellicose beast ......indeed. -I have always (OK: usually), as have I talked it, walked it. -The truth (I write) in Black +White -a gray matter bigger than any single political party has yet to read with any noticeable degree of ......clarity.] [I DON’T KISS ANYONE’S ASS ......UNLESS I’M WICKED HIGH.][I purchased a home (circa 2000) with a down payment made possible from the proceeds of a suit filed on my behalf after a driver under the influence of evil substances (no doubt provided by some nefarious character -or rude establishment) crashed his vehicle into mine...... thus minorly injuring this individual (i.e. me), +enriching (to some small degree) my tortuous, temporal+ truthfully trivial existence.] [I then worked my ass off (literally) (It has all butt disappeared.) to pay for that home –and the many expenditures of modern life.] [I could no longer afford the good stuff (las drogas). (My wife + children desired to be clothed + fed ......on a very regular basis.)][Last year (2017), I left my adult children (MATTHEW MALUA + JASON UALESI WEITZ) in Texas; and moved with my wife (not the mother of my 2 adult sons) along with our (now 10 year old) son, HECTOR HIGHLAND WEITZ, to (7)ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO– where I (as well as my wife) work what little is left of our respective asses off to pay for a luxury apartment, 2 leased cars, an aging HARLEY (and the many, many other items required to feel fulfilled in the 21st century).][Listening to unabridged audio books (including classic literature, modern literature, sci-fi, and works of nonfiction), while I drive the truck, sustains me.] [I’ve written much (and published very little) over the years –including this little book (now indie published with Smashwords): among the craziest of the crazy shit I’ve created. –Soon, I will die.]-FRANCIS SCOTT WEITZAlso by F. Scott Weitz: THE LEXICON OF THE LITERARY (Thee Dictionary For Writers + Readers Of English) [UNPUBLISHED][It was not my degree in English (but my license to drive big trucks) that enabled me to compile this list of the words all intelligent speakers of English must know. I've read many books - but I've listened to thousands + thousands of them. The words you must know are here. (You Will Be Very Glad You Own This Book.) -You will read it often.]Also by F. Scott Weitz: RAGTOP (or: An American Tightass) (The CIA is once again up to its institutional neck in murder, mayhem and misdirection ....for the greater good. Now, it's up to an almost anonymous pawn inside the agency to commit treason ....and save the country. Yes, a practically prodigal son of Sodom must climb up off of his literal knees to metaphorically ball the patriotic perpetrator of the purported perfidy right up his pathologically puckering posterior. You will follow along as Mr. Weitz and his imagined cast of maladjusted misfits sink to new and horrifying depths of outrageous honesty and unlikely intrigue in this raucously reprehensible and, no doubt, destined to be banned little book.) [UNPUBLISHED]Coming soon(ish) to YouTube (perhaps): THE CHRISTMAS CATASTOPHE (A HORRIBLE HANUKKAH) written + narrated by Frank Weitz. [Wildly humorous. Adults only.]YOU WANT MORE? I GOT MORE! - STILL NEED A DESCENT AGENT ....OR AN INDESCENT PUBLISHER.ver menos